Why should it just sit in the closet? ELAINE: An Armani suit? GEORGE: Take the suit. You want it? JERRY: Well I don't know if I.
Why? BANIA: I just got a brand new Armani suit - doesn't fit me anymore. Jerry, You know what just hit me? I was thinking - What size suit are you? JERRY: Ahh, I’m a 40. (Bania gets about 3-4 steps away then turns around quickly) BANIA: Oh. (raps his knuckle twice on the table, turns and walks away) JERRY: All right. BANIA: Yeah, I’m huge (ducks his head into his right shoulder with false modesty) Well, I’ll leave you guys alone. (to Elaine) JERRY: How's it going? BANIA: Great. (she flips her hair) GEORGE: Hi (raises his left hand in a slight gesture to say hi) BANIA: Hi. (with some fake enthusiasm, just to be polite) JERRY: Elaine, George (introducing them to Bania with less enthusiasm) ELAINE: Hi. (Bania walks over to the table, stands there with his arms on his hips) BANIA: Hey Jerry. (Kenny Bania is hanging up his coat on the coat rack by the front door) GEORGE: Who's he? JERRY: (quietly) Oh, he's this awful comedian. GEORGE: Flying him in? How long’s he staying for? ELAINE: It's an open ended ticket. GEORGE: he he (laughs) ELAINE: Yeah well Jerome, I, happen to be flying him in on my frequent flyer miles. JERRY: Yeah, well that relationships really got a lot of potential. I met an Englishman, and we really, hit it off. (raises eyebrows)ĮLAINE: Actually it was great. GEORGE: And ah, I’ll have the bacon club without the turkey. Cowboys, (taps pencil on her pad) What'll you have? JERRY: I’ll have the, ah, turkey club without the bacon. A WAITRESS (KELLY) WALKS UP TO THE TABLE TO TAKE THEIR ORDER. In other words, if were having an argument and she's there, I may say I totally disagree with you, but what that means is, I’d like to help you out, but I’d rather continue to see her naked.” EXTERIOR DAYLIGHT SHOT OF MONK'S RESTAURANT - THEN INSIDE WHERE JERRY AND GEORGE ARE SITTING IN THE USUAL BOOTH. Who's on first, I don't know, uh dear, who, who do you think is on first? In fact, whenever a friend of mine ah, starts with a new girlfriend, he should just say, “I look like the person you use to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. It affects your friendship doesn't it? Because it's like you were a comedy team, and now there's this third person, you know, it kind of throws off the timing. OPENING MONOLOGUE You have a close friend and they get involved, with someone in a relationship.